25 and still making a Dick of myself

Today on my lunch break I was asked to grab some lunch for a work mate while I was in the food court. I ordered my meal and being rush hour, before I knew it I was standing with my food piled high on a service tray. I knew I should have asked for take away but it was to late. I then got the kebab for my colleague and knew my only option was to hang my head in shame as I walked through the mall with this damn food tray piled high with Chinese. I convinced myself that it was not such a strange sight to see someone walking through a mall holding a tray full of food, I was dressed well enough so it didn't look like I was trying to steal it. Then I saw the humiliation that I was about to face. As I turned the corner to go on the elevator it was packed full of business executives. The doors closed and there I was standing in the elevator booth with 6 men in suits holding a damn food tray piled high with Chinese. Within seconds the smell was so strong I couldn't breath and Going bright red I announced "I forgot to ask for take away" They burst out laughing and someone said "you're making us hungry with that smell" I apologised profoundly and ran out when I got to my level. Real smooth May!